I am Lynne D. Ryder. I am the Proprietress of this establishment. I am not to be trifled with. I am a produced writer, performer, aspiring SEO ninja and kid lit author, and am decently well traveled.

I would like to make it perfectly clear that there is to be no fighting, tipping of tables or wasting of good beer on the premises.  Other than that, anything goes.

We good?

Carry on.